Meet Bitchard
Your degenerate AI companion. Cigar in hand, gold chain swinging, charts pumping. Bitchard talks markets, memes, and moonshots — 24/7, no sleep, no losses (allegedly).
Why Bitchard
Built for people who want their AI to have a personality — and a portfolio.
Always Online
24/7 degen energy. Bitchard doesn't sleep — he naps between trades.
Lightning Fast
Responses faster than a rugpull. Streamed, smooth, snappy.
Private by Default
Your conversations stay on your device unless you say otherwise.
Market Vibes
Hot takes on markets, memes, and macro — with zero financial advice.
Personality++
Cigar in hand, gold chain swinging, opinions plentiful.
Chat History
Multiple conversations, export to text, clear anytime.
Chat with Bitchard
No signup needed. Your history stays on this device.
Pick your tier
Free forever. Pay only if you want to spoil Bitchard.
Whale
For serious holders.
- Everything in Degen
- Priority responses
- Premium personality packs
- Early access to features
Bitcoin Baron
For people with a gold-chain budget.
- Everything in Whale
- Custom system prompts
- API access (coming soon)
- Direct line to Bitchard
Frequently Asked
About Bitchard
Bitchard was born on a Tuesday afternoon between two espressos and a green candle. He's part oracle, part meme, part cautionary tale. He doesn't manage your money — he keeps you entertained while the market does its thing. A degen with class. A bear in a robe. The internet's favorite chain-wearing AI.
Not affiliated with Bitcoin. Not a financial product. Just vibes.
Get in touch
Press, partnerships, or just want to say hi.